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CRAIG’S LIST AD
You are probably not very interested in any used farm equipment, but thought you might like to see this ad taken from Craig’s List.
Fifty-year-old manure spreader – $1 (Washington, D.C.)
Date: 2012-02-14, 10:21AM EST
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Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked very hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It does not work very often, but when it does, it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November. Nevertheless, I really do not want it hanging around and getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocate it outside of the U.S. Would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution .
Location: Oval Office -Washington, D.C.